9 Wild Sex Toys That Will NEVER See Our Panties

Whether we are a couple or single, we like to spice up our sex life with sex toys, but these 9 scary sex toys will never reach our panties.


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10 Wild Sex Toys That Will NEVER See Our Panties

Whether we are a couple or single, we like to spice up our sex life with naughty games. Toys for adults or sex toys which sometimes tend to make us shudder rather than give us pleasure. The proof with the 9 scary sex toys, which will never exceed our panties.

10 Wild Sex Toys That Will NEVER See Our Panties

1. The DARK VADOR sex toy

Certainly, we are a fan of the trilogy. But that’s no reason to take Darth Vader to our bed.

The DARK VADOR sex toy

2. The infernal roulette

We don’t really know how this thing can give us pleasure, but one thing is certain: it doesn’t bode well.

The infernal roulette

3. The dragon tongue

Here is a language that is not ready to come and tickle us.

The dragon tongue

4. The scorpion

Seriously, are there really people whom it excites?

The scorpion

5. The little pony plug

Yes, we like unicorns, little ponies and teddy bears. But it was when we were 7 years old. Since we grew up and make mu-muse with this funny plug we have no fun at all.

The little pony plug

6. The finger of honor

Unclean. Simply IMMONDED.

The finger of honor

7. The garden gnome

Oh less to be called Snow White, who wants to spend a night with a garden gnome ? Definitely not you.

The garden gnome

8. The Eiffel Tower

Practical, the machine can easily blend into a decorative object. But, not sure that he can get us up to 7th heaven.

The Eiffel Tower

9. The cyclops

Certainly this little cyclops looks very nice but we have no desire for him to come tickle us in the bed.

The cyclops


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