Whether we are a couple or single, we like to spice up our sex life with naughty games. Toys for adults or sex toys which sometimes tend to make us shudder rather than give us pleasure. The proof with the 9 scary sex toys, which will never exceed our panties.
1. The DARK VADOR sex toy
Certainly, we are a fan of the trilogy. But that’s no reason to take Darth Vader to our bed.
2. The infernal roulette
We don’t really know how this thing can give us pleasure, but one thing is certain: it doesn’t bode well.
3. The dragon tongue
Here is a language that is not ready to come and tickle us.
4. The scorpion
Seriously, are there really people whom it excites?
5. The little pony plug
Yes, we like unicorns, little ponies and teddy bears. But it was when we were 7 years old. Since we grew up and make mu-muse with this funny plug we have no fun at all.
6. The finger of honor
Unclean. Simply IMMONDED.
7. The garden gnome
Oh less to be called Snow White, who wants to spend a night with a garden gnome ? Definitely not you.
8. The Eiffel Tower
Practical, the machine can easily blend into a decorative object. But, not sure that he can get us up to 7th heaven.
9. The cyclops
Certainly this little cyclops looks very nice but we have no desire for him to come tickle us in the bed.
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